Glory to Ukraine! Euromaidan seizes the USA...

They say that God when wants someone to punish, deprives him of the mind. It is very likely that this time it deprived of it some American and European politicians. According to the testimony of the personal psychiatrist of American senator John McCain Robert Hay, here what dream saw his patient.

Senator slept tight when at 2 o’clock in the morning he was woken by the phone call. Having lifted a tube, he heard not foretelling something good a voice of the press secretary of the president:

- Mr. Senator, the president asks you to arrive to the White House urgently. The president is in the Oval room. He waits for you in 30 minutes …

- It is the war with Russia, acutely was delighted the senator, well, at last …

But McCain didn’t come to the president in half an hour. He didn’t arrive in two hours. He appeared in the Oval room only by the evening.

Except the president, there were already the senator Murphy, the Secretary of State Kerry, his deputy Victoria Nukland, the director of FBI and the Minister of Defence in it.

The U. S. President, having seen McCain, right there convulsively ran round a table:

- McCain, he shouted, have you seen what is in Washington and with these words he lifted the curtains and opened a window of the Oval room.

The hot rich spirit of the Ukrainian borsch which has been densely mixed with smells of fried fat, dirty feet and a torch rushed into the room. This inexpressible aroma was accompanied by a deafening soundtrack:

- Away Obama!

- Congress to plank beds!

- McCain sold himself to Russians!

- Bandera will come and make the order!

- Glory to heroes!
The yellow-blue banners fluctuated from a breeze steam over the square in front of the White House, dense clouds of fragrant got up over one thousand coppers. On a scene near the Capitol the heart-rending shouted any singer. There were three powerful figures, three nice companions, three torches of the Ukrainian national revolution, three Cossacks near it. It was Arseny Yatsenyuk, Vitaly Klitschko and Oleh Tyahnibok. They told nothing. They couldn’t speak any more, they only opened mouths under the soundtrack of a song «Hutsuls of the members of People’s Commissariat of Internal Affairs make kebab For the third day», then started singing with enthusiasm «Communist dogs have whimpered and as I took them on the branches» then the Maidan started heart-rending chanting chorus «Glory to Ukraine!"

Sometimes the mass meeting for some reason passed to the Russian language and sang with enthusiasm: «Give, give the money, give …"

It was well visible as some men in the vyshivanka and wide trousers near a fencing of the White House, devoutly singing «Ukraine didn’t die yet …», beat the lonely American police officer with the chains squealing in horror while other policemen run away from the bulldozer under the Ukrainian flag in mad fear, accompanied by a hail of stones.

My God, pardon, moaned the U. S. President, how I have a headache.

McCain, he said with plaintive groan, I can’t understand in any way when you happen in the right mind? How you could blurt out such: «The USA will do everything possible to help Kiev to resist to pressure of Moscow?"

- And you, Murphy, who made you talk? It was necessary to guess: «…The future of Ukraine is in association with Europe and the USA support your this choice». And you, McCain, really you so strongly was contused in the Vietnamese sky? As if you together with Murphy fell down from one tree when declared that the resolution of the American congress will be adopted quickly and unanimously … How much was it necessary to drink?

- Have you made? Have you helped?, the U. S. President exclaimed in a hysterics, and again ran round a table, it was necessary to give simply this Ukraine to Putin, wild mustang … What to do with it now?

- Who, McCain, continued the U. S. President, enclosed this idiotic thought in your head: «The president of Russia Vladimir Putin puts the improbable pressure upon the Ukrainian authorities and the people of Ukraine with the purpose to leave Kiev in an orbit of interests of the Kremlin. I don’t believe that it will manage to force Ukraine to join its so-called Customs Union. But we need to give help to Ukraine from the IMF that it coped with serious financial difficulties».

- Have you rendered?, the U. S. President hysterically laughed and right began to cry, better you would force to be silent this inadequate vice-president of Parliamentary assembly of OSCE Viliya Aleknaite-Abramikiene! After all she declared it: «The USA will ask the European Union to provide a visa-free regime to citizens of Ukraine …» At these members of Maidan have such appetites that all reserves of FRS and the IMF won’t suffice them for one day! Putin wanted to rescue the West from these idiots, and I am compelled to be answerable now! Me senators are so good… There is no wish to speak about Nukland: who drove you on the Maidan to distribute the cookies? They took it for an eternal freebie, our clever!

And after all these brainless Europeans provided a visa-free regime to Ukrainians … And now all members of Maidan rushed to Europe! And not only to Europe, but also to us! Read what happens at our allies in NATO in their capitals, here what our ambassadors write, the U. S. President literally threw a heap keying telegram towards McCain.

Senator hardly could to pick up them on the fly, without choosing, chose the first under a hand and started reading …

From the ambassador of the USA in Poland:

- In Warsaw there was an emergency. The Ukrainian supporters of European integration blocked all central streets. Jaroslaw Kaczynski and Jan Tombinsky are blocked in a cellar, not always they are let out in a toilet from there. The location of the Polish president Komarovski isn’t known. Małgorzata Gosiewska, the deputy of Polish Sejm known for installation of the tent on «Maidan Nezalezhnostі" in Kiev to feed the participants of the Maidan, is captured by them, and now she is at the Warsaw station, earns money for food for Euromaidan’s participants. When she hands over everything she earned, they shout to her: «Go away, the Polish mother …» There is no communication with Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. The president of Romania Traian Basescu asked for political asylum in the Republic of South Africa … According to CIA, he was caught almost by the Russian special troops of Main Intelligence Agency.

McCain rejected the document in horror and started reading the following …

From the ambassador of the USA in Sweden:

- In Stockholm the Ukrainians beat the Minister of Foreign Affairs Carl Bildt. The reason was that Sweden refused to support the members of the Maidan for a Central European salary, and Bildt couldn’t speak the Ukrainian language.

- It is the devil’s work, senator exclaimed in amazement …

- Aha, the U. S. President floutingly confirmed, read further, then you will understand what trouble stirred up …

McCain continued:

From the ambassador of the USA at EU:

- In Brussels the members holding a meeting continue hunting for Herman Van Rompuy, Stefan Fuele and José Manuel Barroso who are compelled to disappear in an underground. Cox and Kwasniewski disappeared in the unknown direction. The E. U. High Representative for foreign affairs and security policy Catherine Ashton left Belgium because of fears for personal security. The head of committee of foreign affairs of European Parliament Elmar Brock robbed on the street that he promised to select money at the Ukrainian oligarchs. According to video of the surveillance systems, Rinat Akhmetov, Petro Poroshenko and Dmitry Firtash were identified among the attacking. The reasons of similar situation is inability of EU to pay the Maidan further …

- Well, it is enough, the U. S. President wearily fell by a chair, I’m tired. I see that in the USA there is only one clever person and that is the journalist. I will remember these words well: «Nobody has to forget that Ukraine is not «prize», but enormous burden» — after all Mark Adomanis so called the article in Forbes …

- It was necessary to listen to him, the president again jumped and ran on the Oval room, and why FBI can’t tell something who walks on the Maidan in Washington in general? And from where this Maidan undertook on the coast of the river Potomac? How all these members of Maidan got here? Why the wishing to treat or pour over me this «borsh» are torn to me from morning to the dead of night? Where is the security? Why they force my wife Michele to start breeding the pigs and all the time do me guilty that they have no «salo»? Where are our police and sheriffs? Where are our armed forces glorified by victories?

- It is Lviv, Ivano-Frankovsk, Lutsk, Ternopol, Rivno and some more West Ukrainian cities, was reported by the director of FBI, their population became famous for that voluntary entered armies of SS … Our experts consider that they, having once got under hypnotic influence of the Maidan, already never leave it … The medicine is powerless, sir …

At this time the press secretary of the White House rushed into the Oval room. Hу said with shivering lips with fear:

- Mr. President, the members of Maidan seized the city hall of New York, they move to the White House …

Senator McCain woke up in cold sweat.