The USA is too busy playing the computer game “Kill Osama”!

The Americans, more precisely their special services, as it is known, are the masters of any show: for example, it is enough to remember the incident with the South Korean "Boeing" in the fragments of which only 28 corpses and tons of prospecting equipment have been found out instead of several hundred of passengers … And how many shouts then was about "empire of evil" and the Russian murderers? Lie? Certainly … However the military-industrial complex of the USA "has beaten off" its money, as to say…

After that the USA- associates have inspired Saddam Hussein to occupy Kuwait and have then corned him out, having performed the operation “the Storm in desert” and also have declared the sanctions to the same Iraq. Then there was an aggression against Yugoslavia, the occasion of which was the charges of the Serbs in the massacre of the Kosovo Albanians. However, after a while it has appeared that actually the corpses of the Serbs were in television newsreel shots who were cut by the Albanians, selling then the organs to the western clinics but it was not interesting to somebody…

You bet! … The present head of Kosovo Hashim Thachi was at the head of all this process and the USA doesn't throw their own people! And the independent Yugoslavia has ceased to exist and now the largest American military base with 7 thousand military men is in Kosovo… And the huge share of the European narcotic traffic goes through Kosovo just for some reason … And again the barefaced lie became an occasion of aggression.

On September 11, 2011, the act of terrorism has then burst out which has left many riddles after itself: in particular, there is no answer to a question what exactly ran into the Pentagon building? Then it has been declared that the plane ran but however for some reason nobody saw its remain … Or how the semiliterate Islamic terrorists could deceive the special services of the USA and steal at once 4 (!) planes? And how so the towers-twins have failed? The Americans asserted that their steel designs have fused … But even the leading physicists couldn't explain how it has occurred as the temperature of kerosene burning is much below the temperature of steel melting! And as the professional members of demolition squad noted they fell as if have been undermined by the charges specially put in the basis of designs … However it was necessary to punish someone for this and the operation “Indestructible freedom” in Afghanistan has burst!

The thought has come to someone's very clever American head that the illiterate Talibs headed by terrible and awful maniac-single person Osama bin Laden, proudly sitting in the Afghani mountains, have to deal with the act of terrorism on September, 11th! The operation proceeded neither god nor bad already for 10 years: in this time the USA and allies have destroyed many settlements and civilians by bombing and the most skillful American pilots equipped by last word in technicians, struck blows to the allies, civilians for many times …

While the races for bin Laden proceeded without special success, the USA has started to miss and decided to return to Iraq: in 2003 they made the operation ‘Shock and trembling”. Certainly, the next fluff to it was the occasion that the hated Saddam had ostensibly the weapons of mass destruction! Guess from three times: whether the Americans have found him there? Certainly, no … But together with allies they occupied Iraq, perhaps, have found and have hung up Hussein.

Then they have calmed down a little and have started to think what to do more. As the world has already been bothered with Uncle Sam, who lounged about the planet with cruise missiles, pilotless flying machines and planes-invisible beings, the USA has decided to replace the image and started to have a good time with "color" revolutions in the countries of the former USSR. Therefore in Ukraine "director of Golodomor" Victor Yushchenko has come to power, who has no time to lead the country as he always was busy: first with bees, then with heroic ascensions on Goverla, then the delivery of ranks of the Hero of Ukraine to Nazi criminals …

Mikhail Saakashvili became the president after the “Rose revolution” in Georgia. Having flaring quite explainable passion to the transatlantic patrons, he has decided to cause a stir and … to chew a tie … However, before this action he has attacked the Russian peacemakers in South Ossetia, being armed with the same USA and the godfather Victor Yushchenko. He was mercilessly bitten there and has started to chew this product right of a grief…

Meanwhile the "color" revolutions were thrown to Central Asia and have led to mass bloodsheds there. But what you would not offer for the sake of democratic ideals as, at once behind such events in the Central Asian countries as mushrooms on fertilized by manure soil, appear at once the American bases … At the same time the quantity of heroin made and exported from Afghanistan only increased and the manufacturers of drugs rubbed hands only from an annual overfulfilment of plans.

Uncle Sam continued to roam about the world in the search of cowboy's adventures and here Muammar Kaddafi turned up to the point … the USA suddenly has got to know with amazement that there is not enough democracy in Libya and began to confirm it by introduction of closed zones for flight of aircraft of Libya. However, and here somehow all has gone wrong way: the allies on NATO first agreed, then suddenly refused to participate in this holiday and the pilots of NATO habitually hit in civilians or insurgents supported by them, many of whom just were the imperceptible Osama bin Laden's associates. In the America the overwhelming majority of a society was categorically against the third war …

The administration of the USA has decided not to fly off the handle against the own people and has declared the intention to place the system of anti-missile defence in … Romania. Having answering the puzzled questions of whom these systems will defend there, the Americans did the mysterious face and mysteriously lifted eyes upwards, hinting at any higher forces, however for some reason nobody trusted them. Meanwhile the financial position of the States went downhill…

In a word, the full time trouble became ripe. The next tea drinking passed in administration of the USA on the occasion of it.

“Is it getting dullish”, the director of CIA has gloomy told, thoughtfully biting off a cigar tip.

“Yes, yes”, has romantically confirmed the state secretary, looking at the reflection in one of numerous mirrors, “it would be necessary to think up something” …

“I think already for two years”, the Minister of Defence has responded with insult, having taken the told thing as referring to himself.

“There you thought up!”, the director of CIA has joyfully shouted, “we will kill Osama bin Laden and will arrange show on the live broadcast!”

“That is the good idea”, has supported the state secretary, “and it will be pleasant to the president … And how the Americans will dance near the White house, having known about it!”

“Wait”, the Minister of Defence has lowered all on the guilty earth, “how we will kill him, if we chase him for ten years and can’t find?”

“Well then,” the director of CIA has severely told, “it is none of your business! Your problem is to give six helicopters and one necessarily should fall for probability” …

“The excellent idea”, has approved the state secretary, “and there we still will sit our cool president in front of the TV, will put video cameras on helmets of "fur seals" and he will observe together with us in live broadcast how the damned Osama perished! By the way, let he gives a command on destruction directly before television cameras for more effect! And we all have such courageous aspects …

“I haven't understood”, the Minister of Defence has taken offense, “where and when are they going to kill?”

“Yes,” the director of CIA has sympathetically said, regretfully looking at the colleague, “is it necessary to be such a person… I explained that we’ll make a show! The scenario details we will add then, so that nobody could understand: for example, we will tell that have the video record of operation but do not show for privacy reasons … we will tell that Obama, damn it, Osama is killed during the special action, the genetic research has been made and confirmed that Osama is really killed…..

“Aha,” the Minister of Defence has skeptically responded, “so the press will demand a corpse” …
“Never mind it,” the director of CIA has there and then got rid, “ we will answer that have buried him according to Islamic customs directly at ocean” …

“And”, has asked the state secretary with amazement, “do the Moslems bury everybody in the sea?”

“Certainly, always”, the director of CIA has confidently answered.

“And where is the sea in Afghanistan?”, the state secretary has looked already puzzling …

“And they specially bring the dead men there on coast”, the head of investigation has told with conviction.

“Wait a moment, wait a moment”, the Minister of Defence has indignantly interfered, “we went over the limits… And who will believe in such delirium? Were all killed have been brought to Indian ocean during “Indestructible freedom” ???
“Never mind, Hollywood will help us!”, the state secretary has put an end in dispute, “and bin Laden's refuge can be built anywhere though in Arizona … Then we will agree with Pakistan that it was near to Karachi” …

The audio record and the session shorthand report are coded.

Today the USA celebrates a victory over Osama with enthusiasm, however the most sober experts recognize that the Islamic world, more truly, its most reactionary part won't leave this event without consequences, whether Osama bin Laden has been actually killed….