In Kharkov there is “kerosene” case. And in Sumy too …

It is obvious that the people who are in today’s Ukraine power don’t know not only macroeconomic laws, but also the elementary feeling of logic inherent even in members of preparatory group of kindergarten. Close winter, needs of common inhabitants of Ukraine, their desire to have houses warmly, water and electricity are nothing for them in the light of the invented aggression of Russia against Ukraine … After all only it allows the Kiev authorities to mask the full inability to operate the country.
Waiting for «fan» cutoff of electricity, the Kharkov citizens reflect what is it possible to replace it for some hours, the Evening Kharkov newspaper writes.
«Where to buy kerosene?», our reader Ivan Ivanovich attended to such question who has specially found an old oil lamp on an attic of the private house on a case of fan cutoff.
-I found the lamp and as it appears, there is no place to buy kerosene here — he makes a helpless gesture. — It is remembered, it was possible to get hold of such goods in any shop of household goods earlier, it was sold at gas stations too. And now it isn’t present!
- Today it is really problematic to buy kerosene in Kharkov for the household purposes, confirms the head of department of communications with mass media and works with the public of the Main Department of the State Emergency Service of Ukraine in the Kharkov area Igor Lupandin to whom we readdressed a question of the reader.
We tried to look on the Internet. As it appeared, the worldwide network teems with offers on kerosene sale, but trade is only wholesale — by tons. However, one company so like a problem that expressed readiness to sell kerosene from a 200-liter barrel «on flood» — if there is a demand.
- We have kerosene, but we sell it only 20-liter large bottles and 200-liter barrels — the manager Maxim tells. — However if there is such requirement — can sell kerosene «on draught». Let Kharkov citizens come with the container —we will pour to them on 22 hryvnias for litre.
And meanwhile the question is actively discussed at forums, by what is it possible to fill an oil lamp besides kerosene. There are a lot of offers, sometimes very original.
«It is possible to use diesel fuel, only it is necessary to cut a match correctly, shares one of users. Cut off exactly a match and at the edges cut off corners on 1,5 millimeters approximately. Fire in an ideal has to be semicircular, not really high and glass of a lamp won’t be smoked».
One more user offered the moonshine that caused the mass of indignation in participants of forum — a pier as we can’t waste a product.
Among other options — gasoline («only it is well necessary to salt — to dissolve salt before receiving saturated solution, so it was done in war»); spirit tincture of a hawthorn («will burn greatly and it is pleasant to smell»); liquid for barbecue ignition («it is thought specially up for application in a life, almost flavourless, doesn’t smoke, is on sale in all supermarkets without recipe») and even a French perfume («smell cool»).
Those who have no oil lamp stock up with economic candles. Sellers rub the hands: today the matches and candles are the most quick-selling goods.
- A week ago I bought some packing on ten candles on 37 hryvnias in the Central market, in some days the price rose to 40 hryvnias, and yesterday the neighbor bought already on 50 hryvnias, told the citizen of Kharkov Evgenia.
Igor Lupandin categorically doesn’t advise to shine the apartment with open sources of fire and the more so to arrange the experiments. Besides, the paraffin stove and candle are already yesterday. As modern alternative he recommends to get lamps which are charged from the socket and work within five hours, it is possible even to read. Such lamps without problems can be bought in shop for 80 hryvnias. Other option — an individual small lamp (about 25 hryvnias). And the uninterruptible power supply providing wireless Internet access, won’t allow to miss in the dark.
- In order not to remain without hot tea for some hours (if you have an electric stove), it is possible to stock up with a thermos, offers Igor Lupandin. By the way, it is possible to keep warm food for kids in it if there is a child in a family.
If there is spare cash —a tourist torch (at least 200 hryvnias) with a disposable gas cylinder (60 hryvnias) will help to solve a problem with hot meals also. One cylinder suffices at 4−5 o’clock continuous burning.
And the question with the de-energized elevator remains unresolved — the residents of the top floors, during light shutdown, have to reach on foot. Residents of skyscrapers may have the inconvenience with water supply — at the disconnected electric the pumps, giving the water on the top floors can not work. So just in case it would be useful to have some flasks of water at home.
And in Sumy the Dankor newspaper honestly warns citizens that there would be no electricity in winter (there is no fuel). But certainly the newspaper doesn’t report the main thing (that not to frighten the citizens). Two main high voltage lines approach to Sumy: with Zmiyev that in the Kharkov area, and from the damned Russians (the Kursk nuclear power plant). The Zmiyev thermal power plant stopped the work due to the lack of gas and money for its payment.
In many cities of Ukraine the preparation for production of motor-generators on the basis of bicycles, racetracks and other exercise machines is already begun. As show calculations of the government of Ukraine, on such devices, one pensioner is quite capable to make to 1 kilowatt of the electric power for an hour which then will come to the Uniform power network of the country. For increase of productivity the government prepares the whole list of chants which will help pensioners in operating time. And in time, free from power generation, pensioners will be able to restore the health at public works on construction of the Great Ukrainian Wall …
The made electric power it is planned to use for ensuring activity of authorities of Ukraine.
And in the Ministry of Fuel and Energy of Ukraine the work is humming on the program of introduction of the known African invention with might and main: so, at an exhibition of startups Maker Faire Africa in 2012 in Lagos (Nigeria), the unusual invention was presented in the form of the electric generator working on … urine! Its authors are four African teenagers: three 14-year-old and 15-year-old girls under the slogan «Glory to Nigeria» created unique system which functions as follows: in the electrolytic battery the urine is split on water, nitrogen and hydrogen, the molecule of urea contains four atoms of hydrogen which are connected to other atoms by weaker communications. Destruction of these communications requires the voltage only 0,37 volts.
Hydrogen separates and passed via the water filter in a gas cylinder where it is finally dehydrated with the help of drills. The cleared hydrogen moves in the generator developing energy. It is claimed that 1 liter of urine provides about 6 working hours of the generator. In the conditions of the Ukrainian specifics this electric power will be used for beer production that will make the process of electricity production continuous …
So probably between the Ukrainian regions already excursions on exchange of experience of a survival in the conditions of total absence of electricity, gas, heat and water very soon will start moving. And for this purpose it isn’t necessary to destroy by bombing the pair of areas at all as it occurred in Donetsk and Lugansk …
Poroshenko as the president, Yatsenyuk — the prime minister, and Turchynov — the head of the Verkhovna Rada, successfully carry out a role of weapons of mass destruction under the slogan «Glory to Ukraine!».