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You thought incorrectly— the deputies are the PATRIOTS! The so long-awaited festival of the won Democracy came in Ukraine: the next early elections in the Verkhovna Rada started. How many they already were, the people lost count and were undeceived in the elects. However the Ukrainian mass media, choking with delight, try to assure electorate that it is the most historical and fair elections on the result of which the happy life of each Ukrainian depends.
And if electorate correctly votes, its hut will appear in Europe at once as if by magic with all the ensuing consequences.
But most pleasant it that «damned Moskali» the next day after announcement of results of these elections will go by crowds in the nearby woods with ropes in hands to be hung up on branch because of envy that such happiness came to Ukrainians.
Hearing such prospect, the Ukrainian nationalists are ready even to refuse a hut in Europe and the main thing is to see the Russian on branch. Therefore the national never telling the lie mass media predict the high percent of the Ukrainians ready to vote correctly.
But if to take the blinders from eyes away and at least for about ten days to be disconnected from the Ukrainian sources of information that the brains raped by television joined for independent thinking and left the process of primitive swallowing of political cake, so absolutely not so joyful picture appears eclipsing the sparkling luster of the drawn TV-picture of events in the country. Also it turns out as in Buratino tale: skillfully drawn fire doesn’t warm, but also hides absolutely other frightening reality.
And in reality the political events occurring in Ukraine remind the fight on a hockey platform. Here only some players and at times the whole teams, start playing hockey by rules of rugby, American soccer and at times fall into prostration in general and go wall to wall.
Let’s look attentively on players who come to ice. Among them there are skilled fighters veterans, easily recognizable on flowers of the armor. There are also absolutely young, but not less ambitious and who made a lot for half a year that to be allocated with flowers of the «club» banner from the mass of applicants. Therefore the fight will be to the death between them. Thus the veteran experience doesn’t serve as a success guarantee yet. And it is not a colourful metaphor, but the norm of life. As the victory price is a place at a feeding which is the budget of Ukraine and its assets which remained live still.
And as the prize fund, similar to shagreen leather, reduces every day and the appetites at rivals grow, the fight would be serious. And the Ukrainian mass media didn’t tell lies: the country hasn’t seen such elections yet…
So, the next mega-star appeared on a political sky of mother Ukraine: the presidential party «Solidarnost» applying for domination in Bloc of a name of all people father of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko. The next political twin abortion, the receiver of disgracefully late in Boza of Social-Democratic Party of Ukraine, «Our Ukraine», the Party of Regions loudly declares about the birth and claims for a role of the leader. This time he will precisely finally and irrevocably unite the nation and will lead it, as Moisey, on the promised land.
But the acquainted person who aren’t inspiring the trust for some reason, who stayed on benches of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine not for one term and who did nothing positive for the country are in the team. And the leader is good: he was in the teams which took off in a non-existence earlier of so loudly sounding political brands, having making thus the considerable capital and having got a recognizable face at electorate — now decided to play own game.
However all attempts to increase sports skill of an environment due to acquisition of old professional heavyweights of political players in the stable, I apologize, the team, ended without results.
It speaks about that the owner of the team has not enough gold reserves or professionals aren’t sure of owner longevity. And the guys have no desire to risk during the distemper and to do the losing rates in advance on doomed Naked king who soon will become an outsider.
The Maidan ended and self comes first. Therefore the Maidan coalition crept away with hands of the western political strategists came unravelled. The one who is near the commander-in-chief is Vitalik Klitschko with UDAR party trained by the German experts.
But it is explained simply: the guy practiced boxing all life — sport of singles and he doesn’t know the subtleties of collective game in hockey. And mentors from Deutschland, knowing mental capacities of supervised and without wishing to spend in vain the time for his training probably already agreed with Blocking about the leading of players under control to the Verkhovna Rada of Ykraine.
The next on the arena is the team of our youth under a big name «Batkivshchyna» led by strong woman with a braid by the name of Yulya. This young woman passed both the Crimea, and Rome, having gained enormous experience to which many participants of this superiority can envy. The recent Supreme Arbitrator of Ukraine sent her as it hoped to the sin-bin for long term, planning subsequently to disqualify her for not sports behavior for term of life. However even more Supreme transatlantic Arbitrator cancelled the decision of the subordinate by application of body-check, drove out it from a game field and under sounds of fanfares and a roar of fans let out Yulya in game, who pumped up the muscles during this time, treated the back strained in fight but who wasn’t in time to cure the legs. Here they let her down at midpoint. Having got to know about a problem with feet of the boss, the main three of forwards left the team: Arsen Avakov, Arseniy Yatsenyuk and Sasha Turchynov.
And if the desertion of the first two was though painful, but quite predictable since the guys always were the timeservers and saw further first, so the treachery of Shurik who became simply a shadow of the patroness for many years and who was obliged to the madam, sounded like a bolt from the blue: this knife in a back very painfully strikes on image of the Inhabitant of heaven.
Feverish attempts to find replacement to traitors at the expense of the short-lived heroes who came up from the bloody abyss of fratricidal war on Donbass are doomed to a failure since these supernumeraries are absolute laymen in policy and can do nothing except murders of the fellow citizens. So Akela missed with their choice.
It is necessary to hope for support of marasmic grandmothers, middle-aged excited ladies and blood-thirsty schizophrenics who are eager for war continuation in the east of the country. Though other participants of superiority declare the rights on the sofa winner soldiers also.
The most picturesque of them is the rising star of the Ukrainian political forces — the founder and the leader of Radical party, pitchfork carrier Oleg Lyashko. As he is lovingly called in Ukraine, from an easy hand of the joker I. Kolomoysky — «Fighting pederast».
The definition «fighting» he received quite recently: during anti-terrorist operation on Donbass he and «sworn brothers» (whom even Avakov was afraid to employ in the Ministry of Internal Affairs because of their rich criminal past), under lenses of numerous video cameras, risking the life «heroically exempted» infinite number of settlements from separatists and the Russian army and set up the Ukrainian flags over them by own hands. At one mention of his name the enemies run carelessly.
And the rank «pederast» tries to keep step with him from the past when in young years he was given to this defect, without disappearing at all. This guy not in vain chose a pitchfork as a symbol of the party. In country economy this tool is widely used by cattlemen for cleaning of shit after cattle. This process is not glamorous and has a specific smell. Therefore everything, that the newly appeared radical was engaged, is penetrated by this specific aroma. And he looked for the team, apparently, on this smell: most of colleagues have such loop from the past as all get out. But worse is better. Such team rallied by the shadowy past will stop up a throat to any opponent.
Moral principles are absent and they aren’t accustomed to hesitate in means and ways for achievement of the purposes. Mister Levochkin, the best friend and usurper of Yanukovych, acts as the general sponsor and the head coach of team as it is strange. The slogan of radicals — «Absolute war, to the last Ukrainian».
The next in the list is the team under a big name «Popular Front», made in a hurry especially for elections to the Verkhovna Rada by earlier already mentioned three deserters from «Batkivshchyna». Guys solved: it is enough to be fed with scraps from a table of the hostess — it is already the time to declare and claims for a piece of pie. In the team they picked up the same players from a bench, hungry and ready on everything for the sake of a place at a feeding trough. Not without reason in the list of party there were A. Parubiy twith V. Kirilenko, L. Grinevich and T. Chornovil. The inhabitants of Donbass who faced activity of their subordinates and able to describe «feats» of these heroes know why the whole host from commanders of the battalions which are at war in anti-terrorist operation stood.
That fact that they categorically refused the offer of the former adherent and nowadays the President Poroshenko to be Bloc of Garant’s part says about the claims and appetites of this team. It is possible to assume they didn’t agree on the price at sale of «Front». Well the chants at fans of this club are Bandera like: «Death to enemy» …
Well, further the list is continued by easily recognizable outsiders: identical twins by birth Svoboda and Right Sector party. I didn’t make a reservation: exactly by birth, since the programs of these parties if they can be considered as those, are written off from one primary source — Stepan (Stephane) Bandera’s works. I hope, it isn’t necessary to present the author of this article to the readers …
And they have the only purpose— transformation of Ukraine into the militaristic anti-Russian state in which there will be no place to representatives of other people, except the title nation, and for use of the Russian you have to go either to knives, or on branch (to the victim choice), after all the elements of democracy have to be present at the democratic country, which aspires so to Europe.
Naturally, the trainers of these teams are well-known to general public personality: Tyahnybok and Yarosh. By the way, both of these characters are put on the wanted list for commission of war crimes in the territory of the Russian Federation. And after all according to the logic of things they could organize the national team to break off applicants for a place at a trough. Especially behind each of them there are armed crowds which passed a running in murders on East front. But the vanity holds from this step. Each of them cherishes hope if suddenly the devil will face and throw a prize to feet — the whole (or not whole?) Ukraine.
It is uninteresting even to speak about the remained supernumeraries of this electoral company as in the situation which developed in the country they have no the slightest chance to apply for the post in the Verkhovna Rada. I won’t have the heart to call this concourse as the parliament of the country as there is no hint on parliamentarism under a roof of this building. There is the spirit of profit, treachery, racial hatred and blood smell there. So stake on, misters. Bookmakers already started accepting pennies. Only be not mistaken.
If the God wants someone to punish, he makes mad. This time he chose the people of Ukraine as the instructive victim for others.